Friday, June 18, 2010

why do you blog?

I blog because I hope that someone who's been through the same experience or going through the same experience can either help me out or connect with me.

I blog because I have an opinion about a lot of things.

I blog because I want to say what I want to say.

I blog because I am learning a lot from what I am doing and I also love sharing.

AND i blog because its my release! :)

i blog because......


Life is an opportunity - benefit from it.
Life is beauty - admire it.
Life is bliss - taste it.
Life is a dream - realize it.
Life is a challenge - meet it.
Life is a duty - complete it.
Life is a game - play it.
Life is a promise - fulfill it
Life is sorrow - overcome it.
Life is a song - sing it.
Life is a struggle - accept it.
Life is a tragedy - confront it.
Life is an adventure - dare it.
Life is luck - make it.
Life is too precious - do not destroy it.

Life is life - fight for it.

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

Coño Words. *laughtrip*

So here it is na. The 10 conyo-mandments na. Make basa na and have fun speaking in conyo. And for more conyo fun, This is funny and this is for REAL.


1. Thou shall make gamit “make+pandiwa”.

ex. “Let’s make pasok na to our class!”

“Wait lang! I’m making kain pa!”

“Come on na, we can’t make hintay anymore! It’s in Andrew pa, you know?”

2. Thou shall make kalat “noh”, “diba” and “eh” in your pangungusap.

ex. “I don’t like to make lakad in the baha nga, no? Eh diba it’s like, so eew, diba?”

“What ba: stop nga being maarte noh?”

“Eh as if you want naman also, diba?”

3. When making describe a whatever, always say “It’s SO pang-uri!”

ex. “It’s so malaki, you know, and so mainit!”

“I know right? So sarap nga, eh!”

“You’re making me inggit naman.. I’ll make bili nga my own burger.”

4. When you are lalaki, make parang punctuation “dude”, ‘tsong” or “pare”

ex. “Dude, Physics is so hirap, pare.”

“I know, tsong, I got bagsak nga in quiz one, eh”

5. Thou shall know you know? I know right!

ex. “My bag is so bigat today, you know”

“I know, right! We have to make dala pa kasi the jumbo Physics book eh!”

6. Make gawa the plural of pangngalans like in English or Spanish.

ex. “I have so many tigyawats, oh!”

7. Like, when you can make kaya, always use like. Like, I know right?

ex. “Like, it’s so init naman!”

“Yah! The aircon, it’s, like sira!”

8. Make yourself feel so galing by translating the last word of your sentence, you know, your pangungusap?

ex. “Kakainis naman in the LRT! How plenty tao, you know, people?”

“It’s so tight nga there, eh, you know, masikip?”

9. Make gamit of plenty abbreviations, you know, daglat?”

ex. “Like, OMG! It’s like traffic sa LRT”

“I know right? It’s so kaka!”



10. Make gamit the pinakamaarte voice and pronunciation you have para full effect!

ex. “I’m, like, making aral at the Arrhneo!”

“Me naman, I’m from Lazzahl!”

This is funny and this is for REAL.